my straight friends are in my room trying to find out what kind of gay they are
Kind?? There’s kinds? I knew about other sexualities.. but kind? “Oh i’m a turquoise gay” “That’s lovely janet, i’m a magenta”
Anonymous asked: 18, sex is male, gender is andro, pretty fucking tall like 6'4", hazel, if i told you my hair color it'd be a dead giveaway, so no. My favorite thing is singing, dancing, and acting. Date would be probably to like an aquarium? I like the jellyfish a lot and idk it's cute. That or an amusement park of some sort?
oh deary you could’ve stopped at 6’4 oh god yes pls date me right now. also I wanna know ur hair color?? is it like a funky color? also aquariums are rad as fuck
IS THIS CODY OMG
YES IT MEE LOSER AYYYYYYYYYYYYY (sure we can date, ily)
Anonymous asked: YOOO TELL THE STORY OF YOUR FIRST KISS PLEASE
Alright so it isn’t anything super romantic. Actually kinda stupid and trashy of me.
Basically I was a little tipsy at a “party” I guess it was a party. Anyways, this one new friend I made invited me to it, he knew the people, and they were all fucking Australian. Like what a fucking weakness right?
Anyways, I was drinking, and I guess I got a bit too tipsy, not enough to really impair anything, but enough to lower my inhibitions. And there was this girl there that I was talking to. We kinda both were in the same tipsy state and I told her about how I haven’t had my first kiss yet. And this whole time I’m just distracted by her accent because like GODDAMN IT’S AUSTRALIAN OK? And so we both actually consented to it and made out.
And that’s the story of how I had my first kiss.
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.
I just sorta wanna make out with somebody rn.