For the record a Chipotle burrito that I shared with a friend had a total amount of 915 calories.
“Do you know how many calories are in that?”
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
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A relative of mine is saying how religion brainwashes people and how they are all stupid.
I’m not religious, but that it pretty fucking rude.
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Wicked is a musical based on a book based on a musical based on a movie based on a book.
THE WORLD’S MOST SUCCESSFUL FANFICTION
BASICALLY.
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IMPORTANT
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
(via imminentnonsense)
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Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife died. He never spoke of her death again.
Quite possibly my favorite post on tumblr.
Instant reblog, favourite post, easily
its on valentines day </3 aww :(
that’s well cute
x
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I’m just so disappointed in you.
I’m going to fucking murder you.
I am extremely disappointed in you.
- In 2009, a man married a video game character
- In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
- In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
- Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
- And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
(via kpopsector)
- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
